If I’m quiet I’m either sad or thinking about sex
Oh I'm Kellie by the way....and from the piece of shite that is England
right sorry but hey if I wasn't here your life would be ever so dull.
mandicreally:

whiskey-weather:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”


Or do they

You think they don’t, but the unseen “boner wave force” beckons

mandicreally:

whiskey-weather:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Or do they

You think they don’t, but the unseen “boner wave force” beckons

(Source: iraffiruse, via crossdressingllama)

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bisexualfunfacts:

The only thing bisexuals are confused about is why some of them are so cute and still single.

(via sararendelle)

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disney-food-porn:

That time I enjoyed #mickeywaffles with my Fairy Godmother at the #PlazaInn #sparklynicolesdisneylandchallenge  #mainstreet by magicbangela http://ift.tt/XqK9xC

disney-food-porn:

That time I enjoyed #mickeywaffles with my Fairy Godmother at the #PlazaInn #sparklynicolesdisneylandchallenge #mainstreet by magicbangela http://ift.tt/XqK9xC

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chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

(via fallenforfoodandfictitiousmen)

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3 hours ago
yobrehhh:

You’re terrible, you’re all terrible.

yobrehhh:

You’re terrible, you’re all terrible.

(Source: doopstein, via twasitwas)

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postracialcomments:

pheretic:

youngblackandvegan:

akbrrdatt:

thinksquad:

"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

This is the world we live in.

just awful

I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement 

I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement” 

(via disneyismyloveandlife)

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