If I’m quiet I’m either sad or thinking about sex
Oh I'm Kellie by the way....

indigesti0n:

blink 182 is so weird cause one second you’re listening to a song about blow jobs and then all of the sudden adams song comes on and you’re on the floor crying

(via itsjustthewizard)

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4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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(Source: literallyrad, via guardian-of-the-beam)

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I’ve never seen a gay person say to a straight person “you just need convincing” or “it’s just a phase” or “it’s a choice”. I have however seen straight people say these things to gay people and that baffles me!
Homophobic straight people.. I’d like you to look at the person closest to you of the same gender… could you EVER be attracted to them? Or anyone of your gender? The answer is probably no… so now REALLY try to be turned on by them… try really hard… nothing, right? That proves to you that being gay isn’t a choice. Besides if being gay was a choice then why would anyone choose to be gay? Would you choice to be unfairly prosecuted? No you wouldn’t.
Okay now with that knowledge try and convince yourself that (despite the fact that you aren’t attracted to your own gender) you want to have sex with someone of your gender… can’t do it can you? So how do you expect someone who is gay to be convinced that they want to have sex with someone of the opposite gender?
Lastly so what if it is a phase? We know that sometimes people can realise they’re gay or straight after thinking that they were the other after a time, does that matter? No! Just let people be happy and themselves jeeeeze!

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so my brother thought it would be a good idea to block my internet whilst I was doing some coursework which is due in tomorrow. Okay fine I found that really annoying, but then he came into my room and I politely asked him to unblock it. BUT he then decided TO START RIPPING UP MY GREEN DAY AND 5SOS POSTERS I AM SO ANGRY. HE COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING BUT THAT OH MY GOD I HAD TO SALVAGE THE POSTERS AND THE ONLY PERSON OUT OF THE TWO BANDS UNAFFECTED BY MY BROTHER RIPPING THEM UP WAS MICHAEL. MICHAEL WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SURVIVED!

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2 days ago

aph-marco-bodt:

Sometimes when I think about my otp I can’t stop giggling and smiling like a dork because oh my god they love each other so much.

and other times all I can do is sit while my heart slowly shatters into a million pieces because 

oh my god.

they love each other.

so.

much.

(via foreverwholocked)

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2 days ago

wingscas:

sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent

(via kotegentarri)

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0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

(via just-sonic-it-bucky)

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lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

(via bakasword)

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reptiliaherps:

earthandanimals:

sizvideos:

Video

It’s Mama swan protecting her baby! She doesn’t know the guy is just trying to help.. but then she’s like “Oh.. my bad. Thanks!!”

This is so heartwarming

(via ruedeparadise)

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